Saturday, January 28, 2012

I need to repent....

Seriously, I try to love those around me.  I try not to judge and I really, really try not to mock others.  But the spokeswomen from our local Vitamin Cottage, evokes very strong, very dark emotions from me.  I find myself actually angry that she could be so unaware of herself.  I have deep compassion for her poor children who have to participate in these horrific displays of cinema.  I am angry at her husband for not standing up and being honest with this dilluted soul (or at least for not keeping her out of velvet green leotards).







I searched for the commercial where she sings, but these will have to do.  I believe that I have seen between 15- 20 different commercials by her over the past four years and it seems each one is worse from the ones before.   I have actually passed Vitamin Cottage and headed to SunFlower Market, just to let my feelings be known.

Tomorrow being Sunday and all, I have decided to let go of these negative feelings.  Here goes.

I forgive you Vitamin Cottage Lady.  I vow to see you as a sweet woman who needs my love, not my snide remarks.  Dance on...... Sing on...... Sell your vitamins and way-to-expensive produce in whatever way you feel is best.  I am at peace. We are at peace.  A truce, a draw, a new beginning.  Namaste.

5 comments:

maugers said...

We had a friend who worked there and he said she's the wife of the owner... and he (our friend) has avoided being next to her in many of the commercials. I do think that her script reading voice is getting better :)

Chelsea said...

Wow. That is seriously disturbing. I might need to do some repenting soon myself. Thanks for the laugh though, I loved the last one, seriously awesome!

Natalie said...

totally laughing right now...this is hilarious. you are hilarious. good luck with letting it all go!

i'm pretty sure Heavenly Father is laughing too!

Tasha said...

I love you! You just made my very long day! Namaste to you too my friend!

Emily Lewis said...

Ha, Ha!!! I couldn't stand those commercials either, when I lived there! (-: She totally drives me crazy.